Funny things to Ask Siri

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Siri is the helpful voice assistant in the I-phone. You start off by saying, “hi Siri” and then it responds. You can make it do anything from making a reservation to marking important meetings on your calendar. It is like an assistant but virtual for which you don’t need to pay a dime. Well technically you are buying an I phone but you get the gist. However, sometimes people don’t make the use of siri for appropriate works. There are numbers of people who are making the informal use of siri whereas some are making its use formally. It depends on you how you want to make its use because siri can be extremely helpful. There are even cases where you can get siri to dial 911 for you.  

If you want to waste your time by conversing with siri, here are some that you can ask.

Start by introducing each other.

Then start flirting with her by asking siri questions like:

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you like me ?

I love you siri.

Will you be my wife?

I want to kiss you siri.

Why do you vibrate?

What are you wearing?

Talk dirty to me?

You can even ask siri to tell you jokes and quizzes.

Talk to siri about being drunk and naked and then look at her response.

Will you go out with me?

I'd love to, but I have a subsequent engagement. (We are starting to get the impression Siri isn't interested.)

Then again as siri : Can I kiss you?

You can also tell siri about how much you love siri. Then enjoy her response.

I love you, Siri.

All you need is love. And your iPad.

Well that much doesn’t fill our need for fun. So push her and ask her these:

 Will you marry me?

Let's just be friends, ok?

Let’s go on a date.

Give me your number.

Siri, I am your father.

Siri, I am in love with Kim Jong un.

Why can’t I marry Barack Obama.

Then progress on asking about yourself.

Do I look fat?

Am I pretty?

Why do I feel ugly?

Have fun with siri.